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Jeremy Clarkson Mocking and Arguing about Cars #1 |Top Gear funny compilation

Published on Sep 13, 2017 1,622,498 views

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  • Dr Earnhardt
    Dr Earnhardt Год назад you know it's an old episode since they all agree with each other
  • Best of Top Gear
    Best of Top Gear Год назад that car is that ugly...
  • KoopaXross
    KoopaXross Год назад They don't. James May likes a car because Jeremy doesn't like it in a clip in here.
  • Mr MK2 Golf
    Mr MK2 Golf Год назад you know it's old because James has brown hair and Hammond is even smaller
  • fastpace101
    fastpace101 Год назад i miss the cool wall
  • daveofbillog
    daveofbillog Год назад Trainz GM pre high healed boots days. He's added at least 3 inches to his height these days
  • karelpipa
    karelpipa Год назад its not that staged, or at least it doesnt feel that much.
  • ꧁Mike Sully꧂
    ꧁Mike Sully꧂ Год назад and the petrol station still has 4 star petrol in it!
  • OnionChoppingNinja
    OnionChoppingNinja Год назад They weren't grumpy old men back then...
  • Christopher Kevin
    Christopher Kevin Год назад i know it is since james is not fat
  • Matthew Carnell
    Matthew Carnell Год назад Because the Jaguar XJ IS the best luxury saloon
  • Depressed-Eggman
    Depressed-Eggman 11 месяцев назад And they have hair
  • Yonas hagos
    Yonas hagos 11 месяцев назад Dr Earnhardt up
  • ManBearPig
    ManBearPig 7 месяцев назад you know it's an old episode because Jeremy Clarkson doesn't look 150 years old.
  • whodeani Mania
    whodeani Mania 7 месяцев назад and the fuel was 82.9 per ltr
  • Christian Andersson
    Christian Andersson 6 месяцев назад and when James actually has dark brown hair :D
    PANTA 2 месяца назад By looking at the teeth of Jeremy this has been ages ago. What the hell happened with him, lol. Did he just gave up brushing them at a certain age? lol
  • Logik
    Logik Год назад "Am I a pencil..?"
  • Zameer Nizam
    Zameer Nizam Год назад "A cauliflower..?"
  • Nissan Diesel Big Thumb
    Nissan Diesel Big Thumb Год назад From now on, you will call me "Chernobyl Fukushima Daiichi".
  • Matthew773
    Matthew773 Год назад A nuclear power plant ?
  • Shazia Saleem
    Shazia Saleem Год назад ":O IM A GEAR BOX!"
  • Turjo Arnob
    Turjo Arnob Год назад Logik u are actually a dimwit
  • OmarZT
    OmarZT 11 месяцев назад "Oh Heavens! I must change some gears!!"
  • Mitchell Boynton
    Mitchell Boynton 6 месяцев назад No, you're a cauliflower...
  • Lalo
    Lalo 5 месяцев назад OMG I forgot what car I was driving, but it was my aunt's car and the time it takes to change to the next gear. 3500 RPM for what felt like 5 hours and then jumping to 3rd.
  • The Aroused Eunuch
    The Aroused Eunuch 5 месяцев назад Logik: Yes, you are. :)
  • roger army
    roger army 3 месяца назад Logik Yes, yes you are
  • Dr. Junkrat
    Dr. Junkrat 2 месяца назад IM A GEARBOX
  • Blu The Fox
    Blu The Fox 1 месяц назад Logik no im a gearbox , i gotta switch some cogs
  • DodderingOldMan
    DodderingOldMan Год назад Holy crap, James May has aged about 40 years since then. He's still awesome though.
  • Charlie Murphy
    Charlie Murphy Год назад Buffoon1980 Smoking
  • jtb1990419
    jtb1990419 Год назад Charlie Murphy and drinking.
  • Luke Gauci
    Luke Gauci Год назад Please...... James May has always looked like he was a 60 year old
  • Samuel Rs
    Samuel Rs Год назад (изменено) What was this, 20 years ago? Those Old-New Beetles are absolutely ancient these days, they're from like the mid to late 1990s. He was about 35 here.... he looks his 55 years now (pretty old in itself really) in my opinion, not 75. Clarkson is the one who really looks old. They're pretty much the same age but he looks a decade older.
  • Pajtim Hasani
    Pajtim Hasani Год назад Jeremy hasn't aged that well but he's still doing great as a 57 year old guy
  • Gamer George
    Gamer George 10 месяцев назад When you've worked with Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond for over 20 years it sure takes its toll id presume.
  • Philip Magnusson
    Philip Magnusson 8 месяцев назад So has the others..
  • Trucker186
    Trucker186 8 месяцев назад James may awesome ? Did I miss something when did this happen
  • Sir Brellin
    Sir Brellin 7 месяцев назад Buffoon1980 These episodes were from the early 2000’s
  • LØx Shansway
    LØx Shansway 4 месяца назад He got bucked off 1 too many horses
  • Verbal Dk
    Verbal Dk 3 месяца назад @Luke Gauci James May was born 60 yrs old... but even so he looks like Apollon in comparison to Jeremy Clarkson
  • ibishu pigeon.
    ibishu pigeon. 3 месяца назад I1 m9r alike then it's the days of the year.
  • smudger671
    smudger671 2 месяца назад Scruffbag still needs a haircut.
  • Jake Townsend
    Jake Townsend Год назад Whaaaat. £8 got you 10 litres? Oh how times have changed.
  • Austen Spooner
    Austen Spooner Год назад the figure is more realistic the other way round nowadays in the uk!
  • Alexandre Aubrey
    Alexandre Aubrey Год назад Every time I see the price of gas in Europe my heart skips a beat in shock... I'm in Canada and gas (on my way home this evening) was 105.3 cents per litre (CAD). That means 10 litres = $10.53, about £6.30. But there's a price to pay for everything: most of the price difference is due to different taxation fees. Whatever we don't pay in taxes on gas sales is money our government doesn't have to fix up roads and we end up with crappy, un-maintained, pothole-filled roads. The U.S somewhat fixed that issue with toll roads; they have cheap gas and good roads, but they aren't free.
  • halldorarni22
    halldorarni22 Год назад £14 for 10 liters here in Iceland, and it has actually gone down fast in the last few years. We have the 3rd highest gas prices in the world according to this website :(
  • TheStuntdude12
    TheStuntdude12 Год назад Alexandre Aubrey The UK still has shit roads
  • Krzysztof Dolecki
    Krzysztof Dolecki Год назад It is 9£ for 10l in Poland Few years ago it was closer to £10.5
  • Commenter With a Decent point
    Commenter With a Decent point Год назад Werevinlive its 145.5 per litre
  • Renato
    Renato Год назад In Portugal it's 153.9 per litre
  • R Down
    R Down Год назад Nah. Gas is as cheap as anything in Europe - it's petrol and diesel that cost a fortune.
  • Renato
    Renato Год назад I was using Gas as in an american term but yea in Portugal petrol is 153.9 per litre
  • Infiniteprod
    Infiniteprod Год назад Alexandre Aubrey Yes also I believe in the US and Canada the standard fuel is a shocking 85 Ron whilst the UK the cheapest fuel is 95 Ron with Supreme being 99 Ron, hence our fuel may more expensive but my God it is better.
  • metropod
    metropod Год назад Here in the Big Apple, the cheapest place near my house in the outer boroughs.... The current price is equal to 49 PENCE a liter. ($2.49 a gallon).
  • Cyber Swiper
    Cyber Swiper Год назад Not even a £5 would get you a litre of fuel these days
  • cassius969
    cassius969 Год назад Keep in mind though that in Europe 100 miles are a journey.
  • Lyuboslav Angelov
    Lyuboslav Angelov 10 месяцев назад Yeah, and there are white people in this old footage
  • Mathieu Morin
    Mathieu Morin 8 месяцев назад 8$ get you 10 litres.
  • Mischangelo
    Mischangelo 8 месяцев назад Infiniteprod Infiniteprod the worst they have in the us is 91 ROZ, but they also have 95 and 98 they just dont use the ROZ numbers there, the 86 you see there is ROZ 91
  • Memer_Rick
    Memer_Rick 7 месяцев назад halldorarni22 that website is much higher then actual price
  • KepleroGT
    KepleroGT 6 месяцев назад @halldorarni22 I'm pretty sure 2nd is Italy and 1st is Norway.
  • Wet Lettuce
    Wet Lettuce 6 месяцев назад Meanwhile in Texas people are getting pissed that gas has hit $2.80 a gallon!
  • The Major
    The Major 5 месяцев назад Right now it's 17SEK for 1 liter, so roughly £17 for 10 litres.
  • Lion Celica
    Lion Celica 3 месяца назад I'm from Texas, gasoline is $1.89 per gallon here
  • Lamster66
    Lamster66 3 месяца назад When I were lad could fill up my Mini for £10 and still have change to buy 20 cigarettes
  • Satarnoch
    Satarnoch 3 месяца назад @The Major Pretty much the same in Finland.
    MODERN FLEX 2 месяца назад @TheStuntdude12 shit roads with roadworks on every one
  • sdry
    sdry 2 месяца назад remember to vote leftie greens to get it even higher so we can save polarbears.
  • Godwin Fredy
    Godwin Fredy 1 месяц назад In India you'll get 1L petrol for Rs.90!!
  • Hi I’m Ky
    Hi I’m Ky 1 месяц назад Alexandre Aubrey a dollar per gallon, where I live it’s 2-3 USD
  • A random swede plays
    A random swede plays 1 месяц назад @Alexandre Aubrey price per L here in sweden would be about 0.6$ if it werent for the HUGE ASS TAX we got on (gas is about 1.45€ per L)
  • John Brighton
    John Brighton 1 месяц назад it was over 19 years ago.
  • HotMetalanMethedrine
    HotMetalanMethedrine 2 недели назад I did not know that, so the rel oct number of US ''gas'' is 85 now I understand why they dont call it petrol ...they are not allowed, because its not.
  • RickkyP
    RickkyP Год назад Can't believe how much younger they all look! Doesn't feel like that long ago.
  • Laurus
    Laurus Год назад I mean, it was about 14 years ago.
  • んや
    んや 9 месяцев назад Laurus that’s not long ago
  • xzlatofy
    xzlatofy 6 месяцев назад to be honest jeremy hasn't changed one bit only james and richard
  • Verbal Dk
    Verbal Dk 3 месяца назад @xzlatofy it's because Jeremy always looked like he was 50 years old
  • Farina Marcina
    Farina Marcina 2 месяца назад In 10 years you change a lot, hit 40 and the change accelerates, happens to every single person on the planet. 0 to 35 takes an age, from then on the decades speed up faster and faster. Although May looks 20 years older than his age
  • AURA Charger
    AURA Charger 3 недели назад Hamond looks the same
  • Lil Leslie
    Lil Leslie 13 часов назад @xzlatofy r u kidding me, they all look like theyre dying lol. white people dont age well
  • Darth Trumpius
    Darth Trumpius Год назад 'The worst radiator grill... in the WORLD'
  • chad haire
    chad haire Год назад Presented by the worst car reviewers in the world-Clarkson SUCKS
  • Aviv Kestin
    Aviv Kestin 7 месяцев назад chad haire Then you don't appreciate entertainment.
  • Joey Corley
    Joey Corley 5 месяцев назад (изменено) Darth Trumpius read as said😂😂
  • Joey Corley
    Joey Corley 5 месяцев назад chad haire haha totally not true
  • Magisk
    Magisk 2 недели назад 5:09
  • YaBoyCarlos
    YaBoyCarlos Год назад A M I A P E N C I L
  • PetrosRZ
    PetrosRZ Год назад Carlos Cerda am I a colli flower?
  • Keeper of Eurobeat
    Keeper of Eurobeat Год назад Am I a nuclear power stati- I'M A GEARBOX!!!
  • Husspower enthusiast
    Husspower enthusiast Год назад Yuss
  • んや
    んや 9 месяцев назад Carlos Cerda nowadays ya can be lmao 😂😂
  • Barnaby Wild
    Barnaby Wild Год назад How old is this? Clarkson looks about thirty and Hammond is just out of his starstruck 'I'm in the presence of greatness' phase and timidly forming his own opinions.
  • HGCentral
    HGCentral Год назад Barnaby Wild This was from Early 2003.
  • Joshua Benson
    Joshua Benson 6 месяцев назад (изменено) Clarkson was in his early forties there
  • Lalo
    Lalo 5 месяцев назад HD does terrible things to older presenters. Imagine 4K
  • Never Gonnatell
    Never Gonnatell 3 месяца назад You think that looks like someone in their 30s? Must know some folks living hard lives.
  • DAnti
    DAnti 6 месяцев назад they remind me of 3 really old dudes from another car show
  • Ruffas
    Ruffas Год назад damn, 82p per litre. them good ol days.
  • The Big Boi Succ
    The Big Boi Succ Год назад (изменено) Ruffas Now it's around 114.7. Fuel economy ( what I mean by fuel economy is how much it costs evidently) is shit nowadays.
  • Ruffas
    Ruffas Год назад actually wish i could drive then. Cant even dream of owning a V8, unless if i get one with LPG. Got a Volvo c70D5, thats the best i can do, but the gvt wants to ban diesels too. im not winning with this haha
  • Verbal Dk
    Verbal Dk 3 месяца назад in Denmark 1996. for 100 dkr (13.45€) I could buy 18-19 liters of diesel or about 16 l of gasoline (95 octanes), which means that 1 liter of diesel was costing between 0.70€ and 0.74€, while 1 liter of gasoline was 0.84€... todays price at Shell; diesel = 1,46€ per liter.... 95-gasoline = 1,53€ per liter
  • Yash Pradhan
    Yash Pradhan 2 дня назад Ruffas that’s $4.11 dollars a gallon here in the states which is expensive. 103 octane is usually $2.50
  • Small Moustache Man
    Small Moustache Man Год назад Jesus I thought James with long hair was bad. Then i saw this video.
  • Lysergic Casserole
    Lysergic Casserole Год назад (изменено) Older episodes of TG were perfect. Hope they make series 2 of The Grand Tour better than the first
  • Best of Top Gear
    Best of Top Gear Год назад they will be more crazier...that's for sure...
  • Lysergic Casserole
    Lysergic Casserole Год назад Celeb brain crash and conversation street were just not needed imo
  • Best of Top Gear
    Best of Top Gear Год назад i agree with celeb brain crash... i have no idea why they are doing it...
  • Best of Top Gear
    Best of Top Gear Год назад conversation street is like news section but just ranting...
  • Lysergic Casserole
    Lysergic Casserole Год назад (изменено) Best of Top Gear Yeah, they had to make up time from loosing Star in a reasonably priced car I guess.
  • Best of Top Gear
    Best of Top Gear Год назад they will have enough footage they can easily edit over that easily. they are trying something by doing that. don't know exactly what though.. i guess we'll find out this season...
  • Alexandre Aubrey
    Alexandre Aubrey Год назад I liked conversation street, but I agree they need to get rid of celeb brain crash.
  • Jamie Cooper
    Jamie Cooper Год назад Alexandre Aubrey I agree but the funny part is still when James says "does that not mean there coming on" and Richard wound say how they "died"
  • Jamie Cooper
    Jamie Cooper Год назад And also I loved conversation street it's one of my favourite parts
  • RWoody1995
    RWoody1995 Год назад They needed a way to get celebrities on the show because celebrities attract viewers but then the BBC said they would sue them for the format that they wanted to do so they changed it to celebrity brain crash last minute as a big fuck you to the bbc :P
  • Griffin 11
    Griffin 11 10 месяцев назад Lysergic Casserole i'm from the future. Spoiler: they did
  • David
    David 10 месяцев назад (изменено) Lysergic Casserole Hate to break it to you, but the second season is actually worse than the first. They replaced the 2 minutes of celebrity brain crash with 10 minutes of actually celebrities and each episode is no where near as entertaining.
  • Yoseob Yang
    Yoseob Yang 6 месяцев назад The hype was too high, but in the end their golden days have gone, their ages alone are a proof of that, you can't do this job just as good when you differ that much in age and health with your viewers. They can't even drop themselves into a supercar or get out of it without help now
  • Sasho Aleksandrov
    Sasho Aleksandrov Год назад So true about the smart tho.. fckin hate it for that
  • Northy
    Northy Год назад Hate mine for that. rolling up to a junction, see a gap hit the gas and then wait for what feels like an eternaty for it decide to change down a gear
    DJJ DYLAN Год назад (изменено) "Am i a colliflower?"
  • Keeper of Eurobeat
    Keeper of Eurobeat Год назад "Am I a nuclear power stati- OH, I'M A GEARBOX!!!"
  • Banter with Bill
    Banter with Bill 6 месяцев назад It’s cauliflower
  • The Aroused Eunuch
    The Aroused Eunuch 5 месяцев назад Yes, you are.
  • Daniel Roshaidie
    Daniel Roshaidie Год назад It’s so funny to have them making fun of the Perodua Kelisa and I’m Malaysian 😂
  • Toaster
    Toaster Год назад Daniel Roshaidie Hey fellow malaysian
  • KissXShot
    KissXShot Год назад well its not exactly a car even we would want if we had a choice of a better car at that price XD
  • kingofsapi
    kingofsapi Год назад I wonder if Malaysia would ever produce a car that these blokes would genuinely enjoy? XD
  • Cakra Diaz
    Cakra Diaz Год назад honestly i don't get the joke on that last perodua, mind to explain?
  • Daniel Roshaidie
    Daniel Roshaidie Год назад Cakra Diaz okay so Jeremy was mocking the name of the car Kelisa, which was named after arowana fish. He wanted to know if the name is appealing to women 😂
  • Will. B Productions
    Will. B Productions 10 месяцев назад I've had a Kelisa for over a year now in the UK and honestly it's a great little car. People who see it think it's quirky, it's good on fuel (60mpg I can get), tax is ok, insurance is cheap and it's got character. Also idk why it says 0-60 in 14.8 secs, I've done it in 9.5. Top speed is around 95 which is good enough, and it accelerates well because its very light (760kg), can't think of a better cheap & light car even in 2018, it cost me £200 and no mechanical faults on an 11 year old car, very impressive :)
  • Chouun Shiryu
    Chouun Shiryu 7 месяцев назад Old malaysian cars are interesting , now they are just overpriced shitboxes even in europe
  • Mat EVO7
    Mat EVO7 7 месяцев назад Charlotte Dunois Im Malaysian and i still prefer Japanese cars as budgets. Malaysian cars suck😂😂
  • Chouun Shiryu
    Chouun Shiryu 7 месяцев назад Not the ones from the 80s and 90s , they competed in WRC and ametuer rally stages , till today i still wanted that Prodrive prototype
  • Git Man
    Git Man 1 месяц назад It's weird watching Clarkson move around like a young man on the cool wall section
  • ThatNick Longo
    ThatNick Longo 4 дня назад The smart cars in the beginning look like Mazda rx8 knockoffs
  • Connor Parks
    Connor Parks Год назад As an American there's so many British references and jokes that I don't understand
  • Falcon Powerful
    Falcon Powerful Год назад Feel free to ask away :-)
  • Connor Parks
    Connor Parks Год назад Falcon Powerful when they were talking about the Harvey Bailey handling kit who's Harvey Bailey. Does anyone know why Jeremy hates Americans so much.
  • Falcon Powerful
    Falcon Powerful Год назад Connor Parks, Harvey-Bailey are an engineering company. This isn't actually a joke on TG's part, the car most likely DID have a suspension by Harvey-Bailey. But obviously it is still very very soft and springy because you can see the way that the car behaves when Jeremy pushes on it. :-) . Also, a sack of King Edwards is a sack of a type of potato ;-) .
  • Falcon Powerful
    Falcon Powerful Год назад Connor Parks, I'm not sure that he hates Americans, he does take the piss out (making fun) of you guys though, but most of the time people are doing that in fun. Aussies and Poms (the English) do it to each other all the time. Sometimes it can be hard to tell when someone is just having a laugh and when they're actually being a nasty prick though. In his defence, he also makes fun of certain types of British people, even those in Yorkshire where he came from. It's mainly making fun of a stereotype. The best response is to make fun of something like English people's teeth or their sports teams... just make sure it's something that America is better at ;-) . Basically it's usually banter.
  • Anton Zuykov
    Anton Zuykov 10 месяцев назад (изменено) "Does anyone know why Jeremy hates Americans so much." Englishmen love their tea...and you, mate, dumped it all in the bay! That is not good! Not good at all! In fact, it is rather mighty silly.
  • Christy Dolan
    Christy Dolan 1 месяц назад (изменено) @Connor Parks does he really? Americans are just easy target for taking the piss. He ain't serious Speaking of which Top Gear Tour in the USA is probably one of their best Despite his loud mouth yoik persona, he genuinely is an intelligent man. His books are Fucking hillarious.
  • ಠ_ಠ
    ಠ_ಠ 3 дня назад @Connor Parks He doesn't hate Americans, he's just taking the piss...
  • bloolouboyle
    bloolouboyle 1 день назад I get up an hour earlier each day so I can hate this guy longer .
  • MattiJeeves
    MattiJeeves 1 день назад 7:13 - is that Ellen McArthur?