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Jeremy Clarkson Mocking and Arguing about Cars #1 |Top Gear funny compilation

Published on Sep 13, 2017 1,942,578 views

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  • DodderingOldMan
    DodderingOldMan Год назад Holy crap, James May has aged about 40 years since then. He's still awesome though.
  • Charlie Murphy
    Charlie Murphy Год назад Buffoon1980 Smoking
  • jtb1990419
    jtb1990419 Год назад Charlie Murphy and drinking.
  • Luke Gauci
    Luke Gauci Год назад Please...... James May has always looked like he was a 60 year old
  • Samuel Rs
    Samuel Rs Год назад (изменено) What was this, 20 years ago? Those Old-New Beetles are absolutely ancient these days, they're from like the mid to late 1990s. He was about 35 here.... he looks his 55 years now (pretty old in itself really) in my opinion, not 75. Clarkson is the one who really looks old. They're pretty much the same age but he looks a decade older.
  • Pajtim Hasani
    Pajtim Hasani Год назад Jeremy hasn't aged that well but he's still doing great as a 57 year old guy
  • Gamer George
    Gamer George Год назад When you've worked with Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond for over 20 years it sure takes its toll id presume.
  • Philip Magnusson
    Philip Magnusson 10 месяцев назад So has the others..
  • Trucker186
    Trucker186 9 месяцев назад James may awesome ? Did I miss something when did this happen
  • Sir Brellin
    Sir Brellin 8 месяцев назад Buffoon1980 These episodes were from the early 2000’s
  • LØx Shansway
    LØx Shansway 5 месяцев назад He got bucked off 1 too many horses
  • Verbal Dk
    Verbal Dk 5 месяцев назад @Luke Gauci James May was born 60 yrs old... but even so he looks like Apollon in comparison to Jeremy Clarkson
  • ibishu pigeon.
    ibishu pigeon. 5 месяцев назад I1 m9r alike then it's the days of the year.
  • smudger671
    smudger671 3 месяца назад Scruffbag still needs a haircut.
  • greg ferenz
    greg ferenz 4 недели назад It's just a shame Clarkson hasn't aged enough to be deemed legally deceased...
  • Dodger
    Dodger Неделю назад @Luke Gauci no he fucking hasn't stop fucking lying.. Here he looks young.. Now fucking well old.. Shutup
  • Joo-foh
    Joo-foh 4 дня назад (изменено) James is a year older than me and looks like my dad.
  • Logan Saunders
    Logan Saunders 3 дня назад Samuel Rs Z
  • Jake Townsend
    Jake Townsend Год назад Whaaaat. £8 got you 10 litres? Oh how times have changed.
  • Austen Spooner
    Austen Spooner Год назад the figure is more realistic the other way round nowadays in the uk!
  • Alexandre Aubrey
    Alexandre Aubrey Год назад Every time I see the price of gas in Europe my heart skips a beat in shock... I'm in Canada and gas (on my way home this evening) was 105.3 cents per litre (CAD). That means 10 litres = $10.53, about £6.30. But there's a price to pay for everything: most of the price difference is due to different taxation fees. Whatever we don't pay in taxes on gas sales is money our government doesn't have to fix up roads and we end up with crappy, un-maintained, pothole-filled roads. The U.S somewhat fixed that issue with toll roads; they have cheap gas and good roads, but they aren't free.
  • halldorarni22
    halldorarni22 Год назад £14 for 10 liters here in Iceland, and it has actually gone down fast in the last few years. We have the 3rd highest gas prices in the world according to this website :(
  • TheStuntdude12
    TheStuntdude12 Год назад Alexandre Aubrey The UK still has shit roads
  • Krzysztof Dolecki
    Krzysztof Dolecki Год назад It is 9£ for 10l in Poland Few years ago it was closer to £10.5
  • Commenter With a Decent point
    Commenter With a Decent point Год назад Werevinlive its 145.5 per litre
  • Renato
    Renato Год назад In Portugal it's 153.9 per litre
  • R Down
    R Down Год назад Nah. Gas is as cheap as anything in Europe - it's petrol and diesel that cost a fortune.
  • Renato
    Renato Год назад I was using Gas as in an american term but yea in Portugal petrol is 153.9 per litre
  • Infiniteprod
    Infiniteprod Год назад Alexandre Aubrey Yes also I believe in the US and Canada the standard fuel is a shocking 85 Ron whilst the UK the cheapest fuel is 95 Ron with Supreme being 99 Ron, hence our fuel may more expensive but my God it is better.
  • metropod
    metropod Год назад Here in the Big Apple, the cheapest place near my house in the outer boroughs.... The current price is equal to 49 PENCE a liter. ($2.49 a gallon).
  • Cyber Swiper
    Cyber Swiper Год назад Not even a £5 would get you a litre of fuel these days
  • cassius969
    cassius969 Год назад Keep in mind though that in Europe 100 miles are a journey.
  • Lyuboslav Angelov
    Lyuboslav Angelov Год назад Yeah, and there are white people in this old footage
  • Mathieu Morin
    Mathieu Morin 10 месяцев назад 8$ get you 10 litres.
  • Mischangelo
    Mischangelo 9 месяцев назад Infiniteprod Infiniteprod the worst they have in the us is 91 ROZ, but they also have 95 and 98 they just dont use the ROZ numbers there, the 86 you see there is ROZ 91
  • Memer_Rick
    Memer_Rick 8 месяцев назад halldorarni22 that website is much higher then actual price
  • KepleroGT
    KepleroGT 8 месяцев назад @halldorarni22 I'm pretty sure 2nd is Italy and 1st is Norway.
  • Wet Lettuce
    Wet Lettuce 8 месяцев назад Meanwhile in Texas people are getting pissed that gas has hit $2.80 a gallon!
  • The Major
    The Major 7 месяцев назад Right now it's 17SEK for 1 liter, so roughly £17 for 10 litres.
  • Lion Celica
    Lion Celica 5 месяцев назад I'm from Texas, gasoline is $1.89 per gallon here
  • Lamster66
    Lamster66 5 месяцев назад When I were lad could fill up my Mini for £10 and still have change to buy 20 cigarettes
  • Satarnoch
    Satarnoch 5 месяцев назад @The Major Pretty much the same in Finland.
    MODERN FLEX 4 месяца назад @TheStuntdude12 shit roads with roadworks on every one
  • sdry
    sdry 4 месяца назад remember to vote leftie greens to get it even higher so we can save polarbears.
  • Godwin Fredy
    Godwin Fredy 3 месяца назад In India you'll get 1L petrol for Rs.90!!
  • Reid Jordan
    Reid Jordan 3 месяца назад Alexandre Aubrey a dollar per gallon, where I live it’s 2-3 USD
  • A random swede plays
    A random swede plays 3 месяца назад @Alexandre Aubrey price per L here in sweden would be about 0.6$ if it werent for the HUGE ASS TAX we got on (gas is about 1.45€ per L)
  • John Brighton
    John Brighton 3 месяца назад it was over 19 years ago.
  • HotMetalanMethedrine
    HotMetalanMethedrine 2 месяца назад I did not know that, so the rel oct number of US ''gas'' is 85 now I understand why they dont call it petrol ...they are not allowed, because its not.
  • Buttered Tats
    Buttered Tats 1 месяц назад Alexandra it’s called Petrol unless u live in USA
  • deylan 8
    deylan 8 1 месяц назад Value of money has changed. The pound is much weaker than what it was.
  • HotMetalanMethedrine
    HotMetalanMethedrine 1 месяц назад not really true
    CAT DURGS 1 месяц назад Americans have the best prices int he freakin world. Dont bring up the third world I mean like in the first world.
  • HotMetalanMethedrine
    HotMetalanMethedrine 1 месяц назад to keep it at that price they have to keep stamping on small country's tho
    CAT DURGS 1 месяц назад @HotMetalanMethedrine Nope
  • MotusCreation
    MotusCreation 1 месяц назад @Alexandre Aubrey Its €1,90 per liter now in my region. Thats €19 per 10 liter.
  • Itzzadeer
    Itzzadeer 3 недели назад Jake Townsend ikr 82.9p for a litre compared to day where it’s like 125.9p😂
  • Clarkson Zhang
    Clarkson Zhang 3 недели назад @Alexandre Aubrey Which part of Canada are you in lol, 161.9/l here in Victoria now.
  • DAnti
    DAnti 8 месяцев назад they remind me of 3 really old dudes from another car show
  • Gabriel koutin
    Gabriel koutin 1 месяц назад DAnti grand tour
  • mezalong
    mezalong 1 месяц назад @Gabriel koutin are you a skandy?
  • Aaron Santigo
    Aaron Santigo 5 дней назад @Gabriel koutin r/woosh
  • YaBoyCarlos
    YaBoyCarlos Год назад A M I A P E N C I L
  • PetrosRZ
    PetrosRZ Год назад Carlos Cerda am I a colli flower?
  • Keeper of Eurobeat
    Keeper of Eurobeat Год назад Am I a nuclear power stati- I'M A GEARBOX!!!
  • Husspower enthusiast
    Husspower enthusiast Год назад Yuss
  • んや
    んや 11 месяцев назад Carlos Cerda nowadays ya can be lmao 😂😂
  • sparrowJLT
    sparrowJLT Неделю назад i use that joke whenever i use any tool or program and it fails to do anything...
  • Darth Trumpius
    Darth Trumpius Год назад 'The worst radiator grill... in the WORLD'
  • chad haire
    chad haire Год назад Presented by the worst car reviewers in the world-Clarkson SUCKS
  • Aviv Kestin
    Aviv Kestin 8 месяцев назад chad haire Then you don't appreciate entertainment.
  • Joey Corley
    Joey Corley 7 месяцев назад (изменено) Darth Trumpius read as said😂😂
  • Joey Corley
    Joey Corley 7 месяцев назад chad haire haha totally not true
  • Magisk
    Magisk 2 месяца назад 5:09
  • Rey Whiley
    Rey Whiley 1 месяц назад ZA WARUDO
  • RickkyP
    RickkyP Год назад Can't believe how much younger they all look! Doesn't feel like that long ago.
  • Laurus
    Laurus Год назад I mean, it was about 14 years ago.
  • んや
    んや 11 месяцев назад Laurus that’s not long ago
  • xzlatofy
    xzlatofy 8 месяцев назад to be honest jeremy hasn't changed one bit only james and richard
  • Verbal Dk
    Verbal Dk 5 месяцев назад @xzlatofy it's because Jeremy always looked like he was 50 years old
  • Farina Marcini
    Farina Marcini 4 месяца назад In 10 years you change a lot, hit 40 and the change accelerates, happens to every single person on the planet. 0 to 35 takes an age, from then on the decades speed up faster and faster. Although May looks 20 years older than his age
  • Sean Darmody
    Sean Darmody 2 месяца назад Hamond looks the same
  • Lil Leslie
    Lil Leslie 1 месяц назад @xzlatofy r u kidding me, they all look like theyre dying lol. white people dont age well
  • MV Master
    MV Master 1 месяц назад @Verbal Dk yes now he's just fatter and missing most of his hair.
  • C V
    C V Неделю назад @Lil Leslie shut up chinaman
  • Barnaby Wild
    Barnaby Wild Год назад How old is this? Clarkson looks about thirty and Hammond is just out of his starstruck 'I'm in the presence of greatness' phase and timidly forming his own opinions.
  • HGCentral
    HGCentral Год назад Barnaby Wild This was from Early 2003.
  • Joshua Benson
    Joshua Benson 8 месяцев назад (изменено) Clarkson was in his early forties there
  • Lalo
    Lalo 7 месяцев назад HD does terrible things to older presenters. Imagine 4K
  • Never Gonnatell
    Never Gonnatell 5 месяцев назад You think that looks like someone in their 30s? Must know some folks living hard lives.
  • Dodger
    Dodger Неделю назад No he don't look 30 you fucking idiot
  • Ruffas
    Ruffas Год назад damn, 82p per litre. them good ol days.
  • The Big Boi Succ
    The Big Boi Succ Год назад (изменено) Ruffas Now it's around 114.7. Fuel economy ( what I mean by fuel economy is how much it costs evidently) is shit nowadays.
  • Ruffas
    Ruffas Год назад actually wish i could drive then. Cant even dream of owning a V8, unless if i get one with LPG. Got a Volvo c70D5, thats the best i can do, but the gvt wants to ban diesels too. im not winning with this haha
  • Verbal Dk
    Verbal Dk 5 месяцев назад in Denmark 1996. for 100 dkr (13.45€) I could buy 18-19 liters of diesel or about 16 l of gasoline (95 octanes), which means that 1 liter of diesel was costing between 0.70€ and 0.74€, while 1 liter of gasoline was 0.84€... todays price at Shell; diesel = 1,46€ per liter.... 95-gasoline = 1,53€ per liter
  • Yash Pradhan
    Yash Pradhan 1 месяц назад Ruffas that’s $4.11 dollars a gallon here in the states which is expensive. 103 octane is usually $2.50
  • Lewis Dyson
    Lewis Dyson 3 недели назад Just paid £1.32 a litre...
  • Small Moustache Man
    Small Moustache Man Год назад Jesus I thought James with long hair was bad. Then i saw this video.
  • Lysergic Casserole
    Lysergic Casserole Год назад (изменено) Older episodes of TG were perfect. Hope they make series 2 of The Grand Tour better than the first
  • Best of Top Gear
    Best of Top Gear Год назад they will be more crazier...that's for sure...
  • Lysergic Casserole
    Lysergic Casserole Год назад Celeb brain crash and conversation street were just not needed imo
  • Best of Top Gear
    Best of Top Gear Год назад i agree with celeb brain crash... i have no idea why they are doing it...
  • Best of Top Gear
    Best of Top Gear Год назад conversation street is like news section but just ranting...
  • Lysergic Casserole
    Lysergic Casserole Год назад (изменено) Best of Top Gear Yeah, they had to make up time from loosing Star in a reasonably priced car I guess.
  • Best of Top Gear
    Best of Top Gear Год назад they will have enough footage they can easily edit over that easily. they are trying something by doing that. don't know exactly what though.. i guess we'll find out this season...
  • Alexandre Aubrey
    Alexandre Aubrey Год назад I liked conversation street, but I agree they need to get rid of celeb brain crash.
  • Jamie Cooper
    Jamie Cooper Год назад Alexandre Aubrey I agree but the funny part is still when James says "does that not mean there coming on" and Richard wound say how they "died"
  • Jamie Cooper
    Jamie Cooper Год назад And also I loved conversation street it's one of my favourite parts
  • RWoody1995
    RWoody1995 Год назад They needed a way to get celebrities on the show because celebrities attract viewers but then the BBC said they would sue them for the format that they wanted to do so they changed it to celebrity brain crash last minute as a big fuck you to the bbc :P
  • Griffin 11
    Griffin 11 Год назад Lysergic Casserole i'm from the future. Spoiler: they did
  • David
    David 11 месяцев назад (изменено) Lysergic Casserole Hate to break it to you, but the second season is actually worse than the first. They replaced the 2 minutes of celebrity brain crash with 10 minutes of actually celebrities and each episode is no where near as entertaining.
  • Yoseob Yang
    Yoseob Yang 8 месяцев назад The hype was too high, but in the end their golden days have gone, their ages alone are a proof of that, you can't do this job just as good when you differ that much in age and health with your viewers. They can't even drop themselves into a supercar or get out of it without help now
  • MV Master
    MV Master 1 месяц назад i miss the stigs soviet cousin
  • Connor Parks
    Connor Parks Год назад As an American there's so many British references and jokes that I don't understand
  • Falcon Powerful
    Falcon Powerful Год назад Feel free to ask away :-)
  • Connor Parks
    Connor Parks Год назад Falcon Powerful when they were talking about the Harvey Bailey handling kit who's Harvey Bailey. Does anyone know why Jeremy hates Americans so much.
  • Falcon Powerful
    Falcon Powerful Год назад Connor Parks, Harvey-Bailey are an engineering company. This isn't actually a joke on TG's part, the car most likely DID have a suspension by Harvey-Bailey. But obviously it is still very very soft and springy because you can see the way that the car behaves when Jeremy pushes on it. :-) . Also, a sack of King Edwards is a sack of a type of potato ;-) .
  • Falcon Powerful
    Falcon Powerful Год назад Connor Parks, I'm not sure that he hates Americans, he does take the piss out (making fun) of you guys though, but most of the time people are doing that in fun. Aussies and Poms (the English) do it to each other all the time. Sometimes it can be hard to tell when someone is just having a laugh and when they're actually being a nasty prick though. In his defence, he also makes fun of certain types of British people, even those in Yorkshire where he came from. It's mainly making fun of a stereotype. The best response is to make fun of something like English people's teeth or their sports teams... just make sure it's something that America is better at ;-) . Basically it's usually banter.
  • Anton Zuykov
    Anton Zuykov Год назад (изменено) "Does anyone know why Jeremy hates Americans so much." Englishmen love their tea...and you, mate, dumped it all in the bay! That is not good! Not good at all! In fact, it is rather mighty silly.
  • Christy Dolan
    Christy Dolan 3 месяца назад (изменено) @Connor Parks does he really? Americans are just easy target for taking the piss. He ain't serious Speaking of which Top Gear Tour in the USA is probably one of their best Despite his loud mouth yoik persona, he genuinely is an intelligent man. His books are Fucking hillarious.
  • ಠ_ಠ
    ಠ_ಠ 1 месяц назад @Connor Parks He doesn't hate Americans, he's just taking the piss...
  • Arjen_hoi
    Arjen_hoi 4 дня назад hating americans? i think you mean being sensible
  • Sasho Aleksandrov
    Sasho Aleksandrov Год назад So true about the smart tho.. fckin hate it for that
  • Northy
    Northy Год назад Hate mine for that. rolling up to a junction, see a gap hit the gas and then wait for what feels like an eternaty for it decide to change down a gear
  • Git Man
    Git Man 3 месяца назад It's weird watching Clarkson move around like a young man on the cool wall section
  • Daniel Roshaidie
    Daniel Roshaidie Год назад It’s so funny to have them making fun of the Perodua Kelisa and I’m Malaysian 😂
  • Toaster
    Toaster Год назад Daniel Roshaidie Hey fellow malaysian
  • KissXShot
    KissXShot Год назад well its not exactly a car even we would want if we had a choice of a better car at that price XD
  • kingofsapi
    kingofsapi Год назад I wonder if Malaysia would ever produce a car that these blokes would genuinely enjoy? XD
  • Cakra Diaz
    Cakra Diaz Год назад honestly i don't get the joke on that last perodua, mind to explain?
  • Daniel Roshaidie
    Daniel Roshaidie Год назад Cakra Diaz okay so Jeremy was mocking the name of the car Kelisa, which was named after arowana fish. He wanted to know if the name is appealing to women 😂
  • Will. B Productions
    Will. B Productions Год назад I've had a Kelisa for over a year now in the UK and honestly it's a great little car. People who see it think it's quirky, it's good on fuel (60mpg I can get), tax is ok, insurance is cheap and it's got character. Also idk why it says 0-60 in 14.8 secs, I've done it in 9.5. Top speed is around 95 which is good enough, and it accelerates well because its very light (760kg), can't think of a better cheap & light car even in 2018, it cost me £200 and no mechanical faults on an 11 year old car, very impressive :)
  • Chouun Shiryu
    Chouun Shiryu 9 месяцев назад Old malaysian cars are interesting , now they are just overpriced shitboxes even in europe
  • Mat EVO7
    Mat EVO7 9 месяцев назад Charlotte Dunois Im Malaysian and i still prefer Japanese cars as budgets. Malaysian cars suck😂😂
  • Chouun Shiryu
    Chouun Shiryu 9 месяцев назад Not the ones from the 80s and 90s , they competed in WRC and ametuer rally stages , till today i still wanted that Prodrive prototype
  • Dave Here
    Dave Here Год назад That episode with Jame's Bentley must have been one of his first.
  • PWN
    PWN Год назад Yeah it was literally his first episode
    DJJ DYLAN Год назад (изменено) "Am i a colliflower?"
  • Keeper of Eurobeat
    Keeper of Eurobeat Год назад "Am I a nuclear power stati- OH, I'M A GEARBOX!!!"
  • Banter with Bill
    Banter with Bill 8 месяцев назад It’s cauliflower
  • The Aroused Eunuch
    The Aroused Eunuch 7 месяцев назад Yes, you are.
  • ThatNick Longo
    ThatNick Longo 1 месяц назад The smart cars in the beginning look like Mazda rx8 knockoffs
  • Adam Tierney
    Adam Tierney Год назад You know it's an old episode when James has dark hair and they're nice to eachother.
  • Cyody Lol gaming
    Cyody Lol gaming 1 месяц назад The 3 legends are doing what they love to do 😂
  • ArnoldsK
    ArnoldsK 1 месяц назад I don't give 2 ducks about cars but I do love me some old man being stubborn.
  • Felice Graziano
    Felice Graziano 3 недели назад I don't care about ducks