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2019 Subaru Ascent Premium: Regular Car Reviews

Published on Sep 24, 2018 182,777 views

We drive and review the largest car Subaru has made to date: The Ascent.


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  • Random Reviews
    Random Reviews 6 месяцев назад (изменено) How much spit did you get on your mic on when you were replicating a wrx exaust?
  • TheHeadcrabFarmer
    TheHeadcrabFarmer 6 месяцев назад Random Reviews What makes you think it was spit?
  • HiTemperedFilms
    HiTemperedFilms 6 месяцев назад The real joke is always in the comments
  • ray
    ray 6 месяцев назад real fart
  • maxman1244
    maxman1244 6 месяцев назад Real exhaust
  • Poorly Made Dog Videos
    Poorly Made Dog Videos 6 месяцев назад spit? more like SHIT.
  • chris davidson
    chris davidson 6 месяцев назад all of it, it all went on the microphone, there was none anywhere else
  • wah panda
    wah panda 6 месяцев назад that was his ass.
  • Midnight Mechanic
    Midnight Mechanic 6 месяцев назад He was queefing out of his dickhole, that's what it sounds like when Mr. Regular fucks a fat chick in the ass.
  • David Irwin
    David Irwin 6 месяцев назад UNNgHGH!!! AEROSOL FECAL MATTER!!!!
  • Orauk
    Orauk 6 месяцев назад chris davidson  I think he got Microphone in his spit...
  • Michael Lorah
    Michael Lorah 6 месяцев назад "Trying to"? I think he nailed the sound perfectly.
  • Matthew Solinsky
    Matthew Solinsky 6 месяцев назад Replicate?
  • Hague Films
    Hague Films 5 месяцев назад No he just Queefed, cause thats what Subaru haters mate
  • Christian Wall
    Christian Wall 5 месяцев назад I didn't expect an asmr video, but I got it anyway
  • I'm David Hasselhoff
    I'm David Hasselhoff 3 месяца назад @ray LOL
  • John Allen
    John Allen 3 месяца назад @Midnight Mechanic O_o
  • omgbiskitlawl
    omgbiskitlawl 6 месяцев назад Mr Regular dresses like a door to door Christian preacher
  • Stovall's Garage
    Stovall's Garage 6 месяцев назад (изменено) He does have the youth pastor vibe...not in a style kind of way, but In the way that he makes me feel unbelievably uncomfortable at times.
  • wah panda
    wah panda 6 месяцев назад c h r i s t i a n m o l e s t e r c h e s t e r fart noise
  • Nick Slouka
    Nick Slouka 6 месяцев назад Have you heard about the lord jesus BROWN!
  • David W
    David W 6 месяцев назад or a camp councellor
  • kachow!
    kachow! 6 месяцев назад Mr. Regular’s Neighborhood
  • Gunner Ginn
    Gunner Ginn 6 месяцев назад From shadrack to meshack to abendego
  • sugarfreee //
    sugarfreee // 5 месяцев назад E
  • kcin1523
    kcin1523 2 месяца назад Yes and we love him because of that
  • JImmy Rustle
    JImmy Rustle 6 месяцев назад "The real money comes from mommies." -RCR 2018 Yes mr. RCR. I agree.
  • wah panda
    wah panda 6 месяцев назад im gonna cum in your mom
  • ghost
    ghost 6 месяцев назад Keep those jeans high and tight
  • wah panda
    wah panda 6 месяцев назад @ghost make me.
  • Onyx Deceit
    Onyx Deceit 6 месяцев назад quit kinkshaming me
  • And;3
    And;3 5 месяцев назад Thats true. I would buy a family vehicle. Its practical and fits my life style
  • Meat Missile F1-11
    Meat Missile F1-11 6 месяцев назад If I ever have kids, I am going to make them exclusively eat out of spray paint can lids
  • tigerinatrance
    tigerinatrance 6 месяцев назад If I ever have kids, I am going to make them exclusively eat spray paint
  • WindowsLogic
    WindowsLogic 6 месяцев назад Lmfao
  • wah panda
    wah panda 6 месяцев назад hello cps.
  • gumballguy34
    gumballguy34 6 месяцев назад @tigerinatrance "This one right here officer"
  • tigerinatrance
    tigerinatrance 6 месяцев назад gumballguy34 you’ll never get me or my kids alive, coppah!
  • Matthew Bush
    Matthew Bush 6 месяцев назад But, Rachael, you love bumperchrome raisinettes?! Just the raisinettes, huh?
  • John Allen
    John Allen 3 месяца назад i don't know why this is funny but it is.
  • AK02
    AK02 6 месяцев назад "lets just get something and go" - people who buy these
  • John Allen
    John Allen 3 месяца назад no that's toyota. suburas come with a bunch of political stickers for people who really really really want to move to Portland.
  • Haven Smith
    Haven Smith Неделю назад @John Allen Portland, Maine or Portland, Oregon? Who am I kidding? The answer is "Yes"
  • Thyshallsmite
    Thyshallsmite 6 месяцев назад "it makes perfect sense doug!"
  • MasterYoshidino
    MasterYoshidino 6 месяцев назад I love that stab but then again Doug keeps making "idiot" jokes even though he fully knows why just to make a "dumb dad" joke as was evidenced in his review of the 2018 Honda Odyssey Elite mentioning all the useful features for parents.
  • ReNegaDe-SpitFire
    ReNegaDe-SpitFire 5 месяцев назад That guy knows literally nothing about cars lol. He understands so few. Only time I watch his stuff is when he finds some very very strange nonsense car. Then his personality shines
  • Ahanix
    Ahanix 4 месяца назад @ReNegaDe-SpitFire God, his Escalade review. "And here's a refrigerated beverage compartment." Few minutes later, he's completely baffled by a switch showing a compartment, a drink, and a snowflake icon. Then he just harps on and on about stupid shit. Yes, Doug. An F250 is going to have very large headlights. Even a Focus has headlights as big as the average person's face.
  • Rikorage
    Rikorage 3 месяца назад Is it wrong that I like when Mr. Regular ripped Doug DeMuro a new asshole in one phrase? Is it wrong that I visualize the action and smile as well?
  • EntropyFan
    EntropyFan 6 месяцев назад You earned a like with your WRX impression.
  • 802 Garage
    802 Garage 6 месяцев назад Except it sounded more like a Honda. ;)
  • wah panda
    wah panda 6 месяцев назад more like fartrx impression
  • nitehawk86
    nitehawk86 6 месяцев назад *Imprezzaion
  • SolamenteVees
    SolamenteVees 6 месяцев назад I was actually farting at 2:20, while wearing my JBL cans. Which made it feel like a 3-dimensional, outer-body experience.
  • Sedan57Chevy
    Sedan57Chevy 6 месяцев назад The Subaru Ascent: a boring car for boring people that refuse to admit they're boring.
  • 99Lezard99
    99Lezard99 6 месяцев назад Basicly every mid sized suv and minivan these Days.
  • Zoomzabba
    Zoomzabba 6 месяцев назад The FRS/BRZ proved it first.
  • Scott Chiste
    Scott Chiste 6 месяцев назад but it has a boxer engine
  • Bartonovich52
    Bartonovich52 6 месяцев назад Lol... says Mr Winga Dinga Dinga Dinga over here. ROTFLMFAO!!
  • matt1315s
    matt1315s 6 месяцев назад Boring boring boring boring boring. Lucky for me my wife understands that I'm a car guy and I need fast in my life. So I have an 2016 M3 with a booster seat in the back and my daughter absolutely loves my car. My wife drives an SQ5 she feels the same way. NO BORING CARS ON OUR FAMILY!!!!!! Thats the golden rule.
  • TheHandleSticks66
    TheHandleSticks66 6 месяцев назад Subaru don't care, they're rolling in cash right now.
  • AlucardRenji
    AlucardRenji 6 месяцев назад Orrrr, people want a safe comfortable daily driver to do family things. I drive an outback, I also have a 83 T-type, but I would never put my son in it or drive it daily.
  • Gunner Ginn
    Gunner Ginn 6 месяцев назад That is why you get a GM SUV. they have at least something interesting somewhere in them
  • AlucardRenji
    AlucardRenji 6 месяцев назад @Gunner Ginn not sure if you've been in the Ascent but it's actually really nice. I've considered getting a Tahoe but, they're way overpriced and depreciate super fast. Maybe I'll get a used one in a few years, but still the Subaru is safer better on fuel and just as comfortable and well optioned for cheaper
  • loopnana
    loopnana 6 месяцев назад like the Escalade using the stock column shifter?
  • Ben Gagnon
    Ben Gagnon 6 месяцев назад @Gunner Ginn If by interesting you mean the excitation of not knowing which part is gonna break every morning... I guess they are.
  • Manpreet Singh
    Manpreet Singh 6 месяцев назад @99Lezard99 not the Dodge Durango, it's the only one that sticks out.
  • lowlife74
    lowlife74 6 месяцев назад They are competing with Toyota Highlander, duh
  • Cameron Cruz
    Cameron Cruz 5 месяцев назад matt1315s I’m the only person in my family that needs fast in their life and I get throughly ostracized for it. For reference, I have a ‘15 Genesis Coupe 3.8 (‘07 MK5 Jetta as a mile stacker) and the rest of my family has a Honda Pilot (dad), Mazda CX-5 (mom) and a Dodge Dart (6MT, brother). Yawn.
  • Nate's Random Videos
    Nate's Random Videos 5 месяцев назад Pffft. Most of us will readily admit to being boring. Hahaha. Or we’ll have many other things to drive along with this thing. Me? I fly airplanes. I don’t need exciting cars, but usually have one in the fleet.
    CAR BUDDY 5 месяцев назад YES AGREE WITH YOU!
  • Some Guy
    Some Guy 1 месяц назад Gunner Ginn yeah, that they break continuously forcing you to go to the dealership to snack on old Tootsie Rolls. Ao yeah, they are interesting.
  • John Rehse
    John Rehse 6 месяцев назад Subura Accent: The car that Dads will brag has a "WRX BOXTER ENGINE" at cookouts
  • Peter Schmidt
    Peter Schmidt 6 месяцев назад (изменено) *Subaru *Ascent (Accent is Hyundai) *Boxer (Boxter is Porsche)
  • wah panda
    wah panda 6 месяцев назад LOOK 17 YEAR OLD JDM SON MY SUV IS COEL TOO REEE.
  • cjthenoisemaker
    cjthenoisemaker 6 месяцев назад @Peter Schmidt His description is accurate. People mispronounce things too much nowadays.
  • Jeffery May
    Jeffery May 6 месяцев назад I already do that will our '15 Forster XT 😁
  • Blake Belladonna
    Blake Belladonna 1 месяц назад cheap source of wrx engines in ten years?
  • Lexacocca
    Lexacocca 6 месяцев назад (изменено) So, THIS is the car that kids like. 🤔
  • wah panda
    wah panda 6 месяцев назад cause they can brown on the seats and not leave a mark.
  • Mark Wiedeman
    Mark Wiedeman 5 месяцев назад Yeah, it’s practically a GTR, AWD and everything
  • ThetaReactor
    ThetaReactor 6 месяцев назад You say "crossover SUV" but I'm hearing "minivan without the useful sliding door(s)".
  • Michael Zaite
    Michael Zaite 6 месяцев назад That's all it is.even has the flat floor with "Stop Touching Me!!" middle row captain seats.
  • Bartonovich52
    Bartonovich52 6 месяцев назад And the inability to load 4x8 sheets of drywall or plywood into the back or a twin mattress or an assembled mountain bike.
  • ricerocket_ed6
    ricerocket_ed6 6 месяцев назад I love your cynicism about having kids. I mean it when I say this, good parents are the real MVP's in this world.
  • Nidstang
    Nidstang 6 месяцев назад He laid it on really thick, and this is coming from someone with a vasectomy and no kids.
  • Michael Lorah
    Michael Lorah 6 месяцев назад Everyone thinks (and vocally self-references themselves as) that they're "good parents", but the real good parents are very hard to find these days.
  • Syncopia
    Syncopia 5 месяцев назад Can this comment get more likes?
  • NostalgiaKarl K.F.
    NostalgiaKarl K.F. 5 месяцев назад @Nidstang Do you have "white male shame"?
  • Nidstang
    Nidstang 5 месяцев назад @NostalgiaKarl K.F. Quite the opposite.
  • NostalgiaKarl K.F.
    NostalgiaKarl K.F. 5 месяцев назад @Nidstang Good, because you shouldn't feel white male shame. It's a scare tactic created by feminists to shame men and make masculinity extinct. It's awful.
  • Nidstang
    Nidstang 5 месяцев назад I only have shame for things that I as an individual have done (no white guilt) and by that same logic I only feel pride for things that I have accomplished (no white pride), but if I'm going to be blamed for things like slavery and conquest (things that every race on the plane has committed), then I'll go ahead and take pride in things like electricity, the automobile, antibiotics/modern medicine, computer technology, the printing press and all of the other things that make life worth living.
  • NostalgiaKarl K.F.
    NostalgiaKarl K.F. 5 месяцев назад @Nidstang You go, Nidstang. Don't let the left or feminism control you.
  • Ian Holmquist
    Ian Holmquist 2 месяца назад People like you scare me
  • NostalgiaKarl K.F.
    NostalgiaKarl K.F. 2 месяца назад @Ian Holmquist Who are you referring to?
  • DFX2KX
    DFX2KX 1 месяц назад @NostalgiaKarl K.F. Wait wait hold up. How does a supposedly rational human being even get 'white male shame' out of 'vasectomy and no kids' anyway? There are numerous reasons to not want them, and you picked the least likely. I don't shave my head and heckle immigrants, I have nothing to be ashamed of. Health issues you don't want to pass on (such as myself), not considering yourself fit to parent (hats off to those with brutal honesty), or you'd simply rather have actual disposable income instead. Those are all FAR more likely explanations.
  • ZR1 LT5 Chris
    ZR1 LT5 Chris 6 месяцев назад Then there’s kids like I was. Parents divorced and home alone all the time poking butter knives in electrical outlets, throwing bunny rabbits in the jacuzzi, looking at dads old sticky playboys which was the only thing he left hidden when he left mommy except for that rare occasion my dad shows up with his hot girlfriend to pick me up for play time which meant I got to sit in her lap and shift gears in his black and gold Z28 with the T-tops off while mashing my balls against her hot silky legs like a frog stuck to a wall.
  • Inverted V12 Powerhouse
    Inverted V12 Powerhouse 6 месяцев назад what a life
  • chris davidson
    chris davidson 6 месяцев назад i can't decide if you're complaining or not
  • juan fo
    juan fo 6 месяцев назад Later we came home from school to watch the simpsons and drink soda for dinner no one gave af if hw got done
  • Austin Frazier
    Austin Frazier 6 месяцев назад Bet you turned out way better than the cuckholdry lifestyle these kids will grow up in from this video.
  • mtb416
    mtb416 6 месяцев назад How much does your therapist run per session?
  • prylosec or something
    prylosec or something 5 месяцев назад Hell yeah, my parents were okay with me allowing my own guns by age 14
  • Ellis Jackson
    Ellis Jackson 5 месяцев назад Damn
  • Rikorage
    Rikorage 3 месяца назад Sounds hot.
  • Lukas Radzanowski
    Lukas Radzanowski 3 недели назад did your mom not take care of you?
  • Leonardo Calderin
    Leonardo Calderin 6 месяцев назад Where tf is the doug score?
  • Lexacocca
    Lexacocca 6 месяцев назад In the weekend category, it gets a 2 out of 10. 💩
  • brian5o
    brian5o 6 месяцев назад That sounds a little high.
  • badbirdkc
    badbirdkc 6 месяцев назад Doug is the kind of guy to compare a Subaru Accent to a Lamborghini Diablo.
  • Leonardo Calderin
    Leonardo Calderin 6 месяцев назад @badbirdkc then give them the exact same score
  • Idiot Online Wondering Aloud
    Idiot Online Wondering Aloud 6 месяцев назад 4 cylinder. CVT. Tows 5000 lbs. I'm no longevity scientist, but that doesn't seem right. Have we learned nothing from Gen 2 Chrysler minivans? engages "tow mode" "Thank you pressing the self-destruct button. This transmission will self-destruct in 2 minutes..."
  • Bartonovich52
    Bartonovich52 6 месяцев назад Yes... let’s compare an engine made 30 years ago by a crappy company (Chrysler or Mitsubishi... take your pick), to a modern one. Displacement has been replaced.
  • Idiot Online Wondering Aloud
    Idiot Online Wondering Aloud 6 месяцев назад Apparently, we have not learned anything...My apologies.😑
  • -ThreePointSlow-
    -ThreePointSlow- 6 месяцев назад @Bartonovich52 He's talking about how it's a bad idea to hook up a CVT to a smaller engine that is rated to tow 5,000 lbs. That bastard's a time-bomb.
  • Travis Murdock
    Travis Murdock 6 месяцев назад @-ThreePointSlow- because I'm certain that Subaru engineers know nothing at all. Do you honestly think they didn't test it?
  • -ThreePointSlow-
    -ThreePointSlow- 6 месяцев назад @Travis Murdock Car companies test a lot of things yet they still could have an unwarranted nuclear meltdown. If I was wanting to tow something I'd stay the hell away from a CVT until they're tried and true; for now I just don't trust them. I have heard Subaru makes the better CVT though.
  • biff s
    biff s 6 месяцев назад I'm sure they did and I am sure the majority of them will self destruct just after the warranty expires as intended...cause as you said. I'm sure the Subaru engineers know exactly what they are doing.
  • Zor'thak Fireaxe
    Zor'thak Fireaxe 6 месяцев назад ThreePointSlow I'd stay the hell away from CVTs for towing until HD diesel pickups start using them.
  • steaker1705
    steaker1705 6 месяцев назад The cvt in the first Gen. murano was known for being damn near bullet proof. But it was only rated for 3500 pounds.
    JIGA BACHI 6 месяцев назад NAILED IT.
  • Robertas S.
    Robertas S. 6 месяцев назад @Bartonovich52 is that so? The Demon, ZL1, and GT500 prove that there's no replacement for displacement.
  • GemCat
    GemCat 6 месяцев назад Technology does advance, you know.
  • TheMetalheadMunky
    TheMetalheadMunky 6 месяцев назад CVT transmissions generally are just very bad at handling a lot of torque, that's why you still dont see them hooked up to v6s often. So putting 5000+ lbs on one and asking it to Tow boats(old rcr joke) isnt a great plan.
  • goobon
    goobon 6 месяцев назад @-ThreePointSlow- CVT trannies have been around for well over a decade now.
  • Jordan Askins
    Jordan Askins 6 месяцев назад CVTs are junk. Subaru CVTs are marginally better than Nissan CVTs. When I was in a Subaru shop there were an endless amount of Outbacks that were getting CVTs replaced under warranty. It was pathetic
  • Arne Hurnik
    Arne Hurnik 5 месяцев назад The Demon, ZL1 and GT500 have forced induction so seems like there is a replacement for displacement. I don't get this transmission though. It simulates gears. Why not get a ZF automatic then, like so many others? The best auto in the history of the world?
  • ReNegaDe-SpitFire
    ReNegaDe-SpitFire 5 месяцев назад Plus these new Subaru cars are made so cheaply they are notorious for blowing top ends. Subaru is certainly not the same creature it was in the 90s
  • P77777777
    P77777777 5 месяцев назад CVTs are still not super durable or long lasting People havent even been able to make an automatic that last beyond 200,000 kilometers without serious luck (not even talking miles). Now you can say wat you want about europe and russian in general but europeans and russians are super damn smart for sticking with mostly manual transmission vehicles
  • Mastathrash
    Mastathrash 5 месяцев назад (изменено) @P77777777 i agree with the comment on euros and ruskies being smart with manuals but.....Toyota My good sir, has made many automatic transmissions that last reliably for over 200000 miles. That's miles not kilometers. The only reason they're newer transmissions Are hit-and-miss Is because They're trying to fix what isn't broke. My dad's T 100 had almost 250000 miles, Transmission still worked and he towed a 20' fucken boat with it and beat it to death sadly . He blew the engine before the transmission blew. My LS has over 150k, And no problem with the transmission
  • P77777777
    P77777777 5 месяцев назад Erik vonE. The thing though is automatics by design all of them will wear out the clutch material inside eventually and die
  • Mastathrash
    Mastathrash 5 месяцев назад @P77777777 this is true, and manuals are easier to fix.
  • Trevor
    Trevor 5 месяцев назад The transmission has its own cooler in the premium model up. Thats why the base can't tow 5,000 lbs.
  • Ryan Mickels
    Ryan Mickels 5 месяцев назад How many times did those same engineers tell us they fixed the head gasket failure issue in this years model, again?
  • Ender
    Ender 5 месяцев назад LOL Comparing Subaru engineering and build quality to Chrysler.
  • Hazztech
    Hazztech 4 месяца назад Works for me shrug
  • fordrac1ng81
    fordrac1ng81 4 месяца назад 5000lbs + 4,400 curb weight = 9400lbs. This is why they have a turbo 4, not enough low end torque to kill a CVT immediately, but it's absolutely not good for it over the long term.
  • Ahanix
    Ahanix 4 месяца назад It doesn't sound right. My Flex has the same EcoBoost as an F150, AWD, and 6-speed automatic. Only rated for 4,500lbs. I can't see the Subaru actually pulling a 5k trailer up any appreciable incline. And whoever mentioned Nissan CVTs, the earlier Muranos were absolute garbage because they had an Altima CVT that could barely handle the unloaded weight of a Murano. We just scrapped our 2003 because the CVT went out driving down the highway.
  • S.T T.
    S.T T. 3 месяца назад @Robertas S. While that might be at some points so,i can give you hundreds of examples how American cars with 5+ liter engines have less power than a Honda Civic 1.6...
  • Iubaru Smpreza
    Iubaru Smpreza 2 месяца назад I mean, they're the same engineers that designed the FB20/25 engines with the oil filter mounted upside down.
  • Razvan Mihalache
    Razvan Mihalache 1 месяц назад Ahanix A lot of towing isn’t just having the worlds most powerful engine it’s also a matter of “can I stop this 5 ton missile without snapping this unibody in half? Or can I tow with this unibody without ripping the rear welds off as I accelerate?” That’s why frames are still number one for towing and why your flex can’t tow anywhere near the f-150.
  • Toby Tong
    Toby Tong 2 недели назад @Robertas S. nah you missing the point.
  • Bradley Furer
    Bradley Furer 6 месяцев назад CVT tow vehicle.
  • brian5o
    brian5o 6 месяцев назад Kind-of sounds like an oxymoron, doesn't it?
  • GemCat
    GemCat 6 месяцев назад Its unlikely to see that much weight that often... and besides, technology does advance as time goes on.
  • TheMetalheadMunky
    TheMetalheadMunky 6 месяцев назад I like this joke.
  • Negil Leufeln
    Negil Leufeln 6 месяцев назад 2:18 was a trip with headphones geeze
  • Hooty Hoo
    Hooty Hoo 6 месяцев назад Negil Leufeln it’s contemporary music
  • shadowreaver752
    shadowreaver752 6 месяцев назад I lost it at that part.
  • Bonald9056
    Bonald9056 6 месяцев назад I had to take my headphones off, it felt like Mr. Regular was RIGHT IN MY EARHOLES
  • Shats Bassoon
    Shats Bassoon 6 месяцев назад I had no headphones in the break room. All the managers at their own table look over and see me red in the face giggling like a five year old at a quality poop joke. No shame.
  • Tobi Loevenich
    Tobi Loevenich 6 месяцев назад Real classic, I am still laughing .... and the video over for about 5 minutes already
  • Marcos Gazamanes
    Marcos Gazamanes 6 месяцев назад Negil Leufeln tickled my ears 💩😱
  • tigerinatrance
    tigerinatrance 6 месяцев назад I’m farting in STEREO NOWWWWW
  • Eemeli Etelä
    Eemeli Etelä 6 месяцев назад I feel slightly violated AND I LIKE IT
  • J J
    J J 6 месяцев назад Honestly, I just gotta go drop one now
  • Aliskei Ealocet
    Aliskei Ealocet 6 месяцев назад In my car with surround sound
  • wah panda
    wah panda 6 месяцев назад try drinking something during it
  • nik_nailor
    nik_nailor 6 месяцев назад Couldn't stop laughing the entire time and hope nobody in my office heard it.
  • Heikki Remes
    Heikki Remes 6 месяцев назад I now have had my first ASMR experience. Wow.
  • Alexander Riehl
    Alexander Riehl 6 месяцев назад I'm using studio speakers. I about died laughing. Farts rendered in glorious true stereo sound
  • Abd Jr.
    Abd Jr. 5 месяцев назад I must try this with headphones, I shall update once done
  • Abd Jr.
    Abd Jr. 5 месяцев назад I feel like Mr. Regular just sharted on my brain stem. That was an experiance....
  • stevenreynolds40
    stevenreynolds40 6 месяцев назад Mr Regular is the type of guy to politely help with grammar and doing dishes... but then enjoys testicle punishment and erotic asphyxiation
  • Arcata GB
    Arcata GB 6 месяцев назад (изменено) Need that turbo to haul your human cattle across state lines because the wife says no drunken laser tag and bowling with the boys for a week straight.
    WAVVE MEGV 6 месяцев назад @SPN 1 half of the plant I work at has league bowling every Thursday night. And I play airsoft. You fucking have get away from domestic life somehow or you're a murder suicide waiting to happen.
  • Arcata GB
    Arcata GB 6 месяцев назад @SPN 1 Shed your dignity, young Padawan. Your time has come.
  • Arcata GB
    Arcata GB 6 месяцев назад @SPN 1 Not sure what you're talking about. I live with a gun on my side, sir, and I love working out.
    WAVVE MEGV 5 месяцев назад @SPN 1 >shoot real guns Oh it realmantoughguy with big irons. >Implying I don't shoot real guns I do. But I can't do that at other people competitively now can I you fucking knob head. >Hurdur do you even cross train bro
  • Dragunov302
    Dragunov302 5 месяцев назад Upside-down Triangle Thingy why tf does the wife have to call ALL the shots...
    WAVVE MEGV 5 месяцев назад @Dragunov302 they, who control the vagina wield immense power over the free time of men.