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Regular Car Reviews: 2002 Audi TT Quattro

Published on Nov 16, 2015 638,378 views

So cute. Bubble Butt. Adorable nose. It's OK to like cars like this. It's OK to like pretty things.

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  • IASEAGLE5
    IASEAGLE5 2 года назад " you only get so many laps around the sun.... So buy the car you want " That was beautiful sir.
  • AudiTTdriver
    AudiTTdriver 2 года назад I own an Audi TT....... and I shave my balls just for me
  • Scottie_ R_Jr
    Scottie_ R_Jr Год назад AudiTTdriver I love my tt an my wife shaves my balls
  • mike flynn
    mike flynn Год назад Scottie_ R_Jr I shave my TT and ball my wife
  • TH3C001
    TH3C001 Год назад I want a wife who owns an Audi TT and shaves her balls for me.
  • john arcenas
    john arcenas 11 месяцев назад Lol
  • really dude
    really dude 10 месяцев назад TH3C001 ya killed it
  • Some Weeb
    Some Weeb 10 месяцев назад I want a miata, shave my balls, look like a women, cross-dress at random times just to fuck with people, and will take the "feminine option" for things where it's unnecessary (get bright pink shit for no reason)
  • Shinidoshi
    Shinidoshi 8 месяцев назад Some Weeb 👀
  • Robert Coffey
    Robert Coffey 8 месяцев назад Some Weeb You do you. Everyone has their own preferences.
  • riptheebrake gaming
    riptheebrake gaming 8 месяцев назад Same
  • Matthew Voller
    Matthew Voller 2 недели назад Another bald balled Audi TT driver checking in. All by choice.
  • T-WRX
    T-WRX 3 года назад Ted moved all of his things in an audi TT.... Ted's entire world is a ralph lauren duffle bag full of sweat pants, a bag of doritos and a beta fish.
  • cloridan Beauchamps
    cloridan Beauchamps 8 месяцев назад T-WRX ive seen a guy carry a bookshelf in a tigra, and that thing is tiny a tt would easily fit a decently sized bed+loads of other smaller stuff
  • slim penis
    slim penis 7 месяцев назад where do you see room for a bed in that TT???
  • No Anime Allowed
    No Anime Allowed 7 месяцев назад @slim penis It was probably an air mattress lmao
  • Denis O'brien
    Denis O'brien 5 месяцев назад I helped my friend move in my (classic,proper) mini. did take us about 5 runs tho. :/
  • Halfpipesaur
    Halfpipesaur 2 месяца назад I moved a double bed in a Honda Fit
  • Surfside
    Surfside 4 недели назад I have a beta🐠fish 🙄😂
  • Mr. T E A L
    Mr. T E A L Неделю назад Yo that comment was ruthless
  • Stealth
    Stealth 2 года назад Moving all his stuff in a TT? What – The guy owns like a toothbrush, a comb, a thin yoga mat and five unstamped stamps?
  • Richard Bothington-Ashby
    Richard Bothington-Ashby 2 года назад and a strap on dildo
  • xan_carman
    xan_carman 2 года назад Stealth my friend striped his back seats and truck and it can fit 2 bmx bikes
  • Morgan Bright
    Morgan Bright 2 года назад Stealth I have moved across town in my first generation miata.
  • Michael Veil
    Michael Veil 2 года назад Stealth never underestimate....I was able to a fit a 120 lb guitar speaker cabinet and its head inside a 2006 Mitsubishi Eclipse. That car is nothing but pure trunk space. It's only drawback was that the subwoofer gets in the way of something that big being set flush. Other than that, you could STILL see out the back. The design of that car was incredibly underrated. I've got a G37 coupe now, but I sure do miss my old eclipse. I smile every time I see one drive by.
  • Javier Portocarrero
    Javier Portocarrero Год назад Stealth lol i've bought shit at ikea that sat from the dash to the trunk. if you believe u can do it
  • barath4545
    barath4545 Год назад Don't forget the Macbook and a fixie to commute to work too. No but seriously, what the others said. I've moved an entire flat in a medium sized Citroen with a trailer. The only thing that won't fit in basically a Miata, is large furniture (that cannot be dis-assembled) or appliances and those can be put in an Ikea trailer (around here you can rent those for free cause they are then a rolling billboard for Ikea).
  • barath4545
    barath4545 Год назад And if people want a full on ready to go race-isch car with full 4-door and room for stuff car, all in one, buy an Audi RS4. Also has AWD.
  • Zero the Wanderer
    Zero the Wanderer Год назад It's possible to move in just about any vehicle, you just need more trips.
  • Ralph Körner
    Ralph Körner Год назад barath4545 Also is pretty expensive
  • rontruong11 truon dabs
    rontruong11 truon dabs Год назад Stealth d
  • Antonio Coleman
    Antonio Coleman Год назад it is ok
  • Shamrock 1693
    Shamrock 1693 Год назад Have you ever seen the families in the middle east them screwballs move the family of 4 and a 2x4 on the shoulders with bags both sides like saddle bags on a 50cc scooter its about using what you got AAAALLLL OF WHAT YOU GOT 😂
  • John Labus
    John Labus 11 месяцев назад I have this car and it's shocking what you can get in it when you fold the back seats down. It will swallow my racing bike with the front wheel removed. It can also take a lot more luggage than you'd expect it would. If you were traveling by yourself and could use the passenger seat, It will take even more.
  • Bart Van Riel
    Bart Van Riel 10 месяцев назад Dude I went skiing 700 miles from home with my nb miata with the skis strapped to my trunk rack
  • Some Weeb
    Some Weeb 10 месяцев назад Don't forget a PC for the pasenger seat, with the peripherals in the back seat, that button cluster, as well as a couple magazines/posters
  • 1SaG
    1SaG 10 месяцев назад I loaded a sizeable table into my Mk I TT. I also took it on a two week road-trip across France with my then-girlfriend and all our luggage. It really has more room inside than you'd think - especially when you drop the rear seats. Granted: Mine was a 180 hp non-quattro version, so the trunk was a little larger than on the quattro.
  • SimmanGodz
    SimmanGodz 3 года назад Thanks man. I was one of those people. I thought the TT was kinda cool but really girly. But you've made me realize that the only reason I didn't want one was because I'm a little bitch. Think I'll go look for TT now.
  • Ryan Gallager
    Ryan Gallager 4 дня назад Did you get one? How is it?
  • Snowfire
    Snowfire 3 года назад That pink lunchbox story. Masculinity so fragile.
  • Snowfire
    Snowfire 3 года назад @kirbyswarp "Like what you want but fuck you for liking a TV show". Seems legit...
  • Jennifer Albright
    Jennifer Albright 3 года назад haha my thoughts exactly
  • Pez
    Pez 3 года назад Ikr
  • Snowfire
    Snowfire 3 года назад @fugurquim Do you get joy out of being a total asshat?
  • ExplorerMike99
    ExplorerMike99 3 года назад +Snowfire lol a liberal pansy just lol!
  • Snowfire
    Snowfire 3 года назад @crazymustang99 Okay let me ask you.  Do you agree with Mr. Regular that people should just like what they want?  Because by your reasoning that makes him a "liberal pansy" too.
  • ExplorerMike99
    ExplorerMike99 3 года назад no i was laughing at the liberal pansy comment that fugurquim made
  • Snowfire
    Snowfire 3 года назад @crazymustang99 Oh, sorry.
  • J
    J 3 года назад +fugurquim republican masculinity so fragile
  • DJ IQS
    DJ IQS 2 года назад I know a guy that would bring pink princess sandwich containers. He did it so people would stop stealing his fucking sandwich containers.
  • Milton Hernandez
    Milton Hernandez Год назад fugurquim Calm down bro, get a Camero
  • Ben Kuyt
    Ben Kuyt Год назад Camaro, spell it right.
  • poopymayonnaise
    poopymayonnaise Год назад Snowfire I hope youre joking
  • tomatodamashi
    tomatodamashi Год назад I remember once in university, we all went out for my friend's birthday. I wasn't in the mood for beer or whatever, so I ordered a "girly" cocktail. Well sure enough, all the guys there started in on me. Well, after they all had a taste of that cocktail, pretty soon even the footballer were ordering blue hawaiis, etc. Being secure enough to like "feminine" things actually shows how masculine you are - but people will tease you for it...until they try it themselves.
  • Barath Vedant
    Barath Vedant 7 месяцев назад I don't get the appeal in pointing out the insecurities of people who have "fragile masculinity"
  • Matthew Seger
    Matthew Seger 6 дней назад Political views blah blah my cock is measured in meters blah blah . I always loved this lil ghey mall bag cart . So there . Whats the saying? Adorbs?
  • The Red Buffoon
    The Red Buffoon 3 года назад Seriously that guy needs to get over himself with the stalling. I don't believe this guy never stalled his car.
  • chipchip
    chipchip 3 года назад +The Red Buffoon Yeah but that many times? Haha.
  • The Red Buffoon
    The Red Buffoon 3 года назад It's his constant 'Are you serious?!" rather than the 'Don't worry about it' that I would have gone with that gets to me a bit.
  • SI0AX
    SI0AX 3 года назад +The Red Buffoon Well to be honest he stalled again right after he finished cranking the engine on that hill. That is what gave him that reaction. I thought the same thing to be honest. It's the AWD and the extra weight of the car with the hard clutch. I have an AWD car. It was my 2nd manual car. I noticed the clutch was super hard and the car would stall out immediately if you didn't give a lot of gas. If you did give it enough gas ,but released the clutch pedal a little too fast, it would launch! When I first got it, I stalled at every single stop light as soon as it turned green. I would then launch the car after I finished cranking. I lug it a bit every now and then...
  • Regis Riley
    Regis Riley Год назад I stall mine all the time new driver here
  • Absolute Terror
    Absolute Terror Год назад I know these comments are a year old, but just for the sake of clarity Mr. Regular said in another comment this dude is an old friend of his and his "whining" is actually just one friend busting another friend's balls.
  • 04dram04
    04dram04 Год назад You dont know the context. Maybe he was playing around and just giving Regular a hard time.
  • 2bit MarketAnarchist
    2bit MarketAnarchist Год назад 04dram04 Regular responsed in another thread saying the guy is an old friend of his that was just busting his balls
  • Noah Kachadurian
    Noah Kachadurian 9 месяцев назад I own a TT. the clutch is way different than any other car i've driven, and if i drive something else, the clutch throws me off.
  • jonny j
    jonny j 5 месяцев назад Absolute Terror People REALLY need to get themselves some friends and stop being so fucking sensitive...
  • KKona Bill
    KKona Bill 1 месяц назад He's a huge dickhead that's for sure
  • John C
    John C 3 года назад "I guess im just a gentler driver" with my blue polo and kakis OH SO FAAAAAAAAAANCY!!! *Mr. Regular Voice
  • zach miller
    zach miller 7 месяцев назад They're friends.. he's just giving him shit
  • Phil Hyde
    Phil Hyde Год назад "You only get so many trips around the sun. So buy the car you want". THE END.
  • Behemothokun
    Behemothokun 3 года назад I always liked the TT
  • Talford Winstonworth
    Talford Winstonworth 3 года назад Hairdressers car
  • pbfloyd13
    pbfloyd13 3 года назад +Talford Winstonworth funny and original...
  • Talford Winstonworth
    Talford Winstonworth 3 года назад @pbfloyd13 It still holds true today though lol
  • Behemothokun
    Behemothokun 3 года назад (изменено) @Talford Winstonworth not sure what the hairdressers drive where you are from, but I don't think it's a TT. Well, the hairdresser near my place drives a Mini Cooper S. But that is besides the point.
  • Talford Winstonworth
    Talford Winstonworth 3 года назад @Behemothokun TT and Z3/4
  • Behemothokun
    Behemothokun 3 года назад @Talford Winstonworth hairdressers seem to have a good taste in cars then.
  • Talford Winstonworth
    Talford Winstonworth 3 года назад @Behemothokun Both of those cars are horrific lol.
  • The5thStateOfMatter
    The5thStateOfMatter 3 года назад +Behemothokun I feel like the design of the early ones hasn't aged well, but I do like the newer ones.
  • Talford Winstonworth
    Talford Winstonworth 3 года назад (изменено) @The5thStateOfMatter Early TT and Z series look horrendous today. Now the newer ones just look like any other roadster.
  • The5thStateOfMatter
    The5thStateOfMatter 3 года назад @Talford Winstonworth There isn't really an "any other roadster" these days. There's basically the Miata, BMW Z series, Merc SLK and Audi TT and they're all very distinct. (or maybe there is an "any other roadster in America that I'm not aware of)
  • Talford Winstonworth
    Talford Winstonworth 3 года назад (изменено) @The5thStateOfMatter I know that. The brands are distinctive.. But the shape and looks ---Extremely ubiquitous---- Unless you get a vintage BMW roadster or Mercedes (450SL) (300SL) and the sort.
  • The5thStateOfMatter
    The5thStateOfMatter 3 года назад @Talford Winstonworth Naw, the shape and the looks is precisely what's distinctive.
  • Talford Winstonworth
    Talford Winstonworth 3 года назад @The5thStateOfMatter Well then... I believe it's finally time your eye's need to checked out. Or you're just woefully misinformed.
  • Talford Winstonworth
    Talford Winstonworth 3 года назад (изменено) @The5thStateOfMatter I've had this discussion with many car enthusiasts, at numerous auto shows; The roadsters nowadays, are very similar looking. Really quite hard to tell the difference, unless you checked the logo. That also goes for about 92% of any car on the road now. Ranging from Honda, to BMW, to Kia, to Jaguar, to Ford, you name it, it most likely looks very similar. That's why classic cars will always reign supreme in the automotive world.
  • Talford Winstonworth
    Talford Winstonworth 3 года назад @fugurquim Strong opinion
  • Keegan
    Keegan 3 года назад The new TT, just like the new MX5, no longer has the cute factor that fans seemed to like very much. Everything has to be angry now, even a 4-banger Lexus. Especially a 4-banger Lexus.
  • Talford Winstonworth
    Talford Winstonworth 3 года назад @Keegan Elliott Exactly, I find that aspect quite hilarious. Everything is either 'cute' or 'angry' nowadays... It's like, what ever happened to 'timeless' or 'elegant'
  • skye
    skye 3 года назад +Keegan Elliott Fuck, even the Toyota Prius looks angry now. The P R I U S.
  • Eric Kennedy
    Eric Kennedy 3 года назад +Behemothokun but you drink at the hosey don't you
  • P MO
    P MO 3 года назад +Talford Winstonworth Hey the hairdressers by me drive an Escalades, C6s, Jeeps and other shit american SUV like stuff.
  • Talford Winstonworth
    Talford Winstonworth 3 года назад @Patrick Moran Escalade.. Lol, so trashy.
  • Talford Winstonworth
    Talford Winstonworth 3 года назад @fugurquim I agree, but Escalades are fucking garbage. Massive ass SUV that nobody needs, just buy to show off
  • Talford Winstonworth
    Talford Winstonworth 3 года назад @Patrick Moran Can't bag on the Vette. Z06 is a track monster
  • Talford Winstonworth
    Talford Winstonworth 3 года назад @fugurquim Whoa, I happen to enjoy a good Mercedes...
  • fugurquim
    fugurquim 3 года назад @Talford Winstonworth And a good cock.
  • Talford Winstonworth
    Talford Winstonworth 3 года назад (изменено) @fugurquim You're jealous you can't afford one? That's sad lol
  • P MO
    P MO 3 года назад (изменено) @Talford Winstonworth The kids a die hard American car lover. And got insulted when I said AmericanSUV. Not bagging on the new z06 that shits beautiful and some of the American super cars like the Venom GT, S7, Ford Gt and Hellcats are some of the sexiest and most powerful cars.
  • P MO
    P MO 3 года назад @fugurquim Stick to watching video games boi. And tell me when you have a real car to fux wit
  • Behemothokun
    Behemothokun 3 года назад @Patrick Moran  just don't feed the troll
  • Talford Winstonworth
    Talford Winstonworth 3 года назад @fugurquim Retard alert
  • Talford Winstonworth
    Talford Winstonworth 3 года назад @PowerSword Sorry, I can't take you seriously lol. You know nothing about cars if you think the automobile in my pic is a "bulbus 2ton turd".. You just sound bitter and jealous lol
  • skye
    skye 3 года назад +Talford Winstonworth lol I love those old Mercs. Especially the diesel ones
  • Talford Winstonworth
    Talford Winstonworth 3 года назад (изменено) @Aspen Koons Ah yes, the diesels of the W123 chassis are world renowned as one of the best engines ever built
  • Talford Winstonworth
    Talford Winstonworth 3 года назад (изменено) @PowerSword Dealing with someone who has the brain of a 12 year old lol... Come back when you've acquired a taste for well built automobiles, kid.
  • Talford Winstonworth
    Talford Winstonworth 3 года назад @PowerSword By the way, what do you drive? A civic? Not surprising lol
  • fugurquim
    fugurquim 3 года назад (изменено) @Talford Winstonworth  your constant spamming shows how insecure you are. No wonder eveyone laughs at you. You're like a walking punch line.
  • Talford Winstonworth
    Talford Winstonworth 3 года назад @fugurquim You're a poor loser lol. Troll harder
  • fugurquim
    fugurquim 3 года назад @Talford Winstonworth God forbid I can't afford a tacky Diesel. I like it when my cars drive like a van. :^)
  • Talford Winstonworth
    Talford Winstonworth 3 года назад (изменено) @fugurquim You obviously have an extremely unrefined taste. That comment you made was the definition of tacky lol. Very immature and close-minded. The old diesel Mercedes are highly regarded as very elegant and durable among well respected enthusiasts. Of course someone of your low caliber wouldn't know that hahah.
  • skye
    skye 3 года назад @Talford Winstonworth Hell yeah, that's why I have my eye on getting a 240d. Slow enough that I don't have to get road rage, driving a leather couch, and it'll survive the apocalypse with anything that burns and a hammer.
  • Talford Winstonworth
    Talford Winstonworth 3 года назад (изменено) @Aspen Koons Mighty cars indeed. My buddies' 1978 240 just passed 437k kilometers lol
  • superninja252
    superninja252 2 года назад Same, i like TT since i was little
  • Bboy 1hunnid
    Bboy 1hunnid Год назад Behemothokun I've always liked titties
  • andxx0r_the_second
    andxx0r_the_second 3 года назад That clearcoat...
  • fifteen65
    fifteen65 3 года назад +andxx0r_the_second What clearcoat? LOL
  • Michael Zaite
    Michael Zaite 3 года назад +fifteen65 That peeling hazecoat?
  • fifteen65
    fifteen65 3 года назад I think you mean "car dandruff."
  • headcas620
    headcas620 3 года назад (изменено) +andxx0r_the_second It's VW shitty tornado red paint. It's bad on every car.
  • TestShoot
    TestShoot 3 года назад +fifteen65 i love you for that term
  • fifteen65
    fifteen65 3 года назад @TestShoot.com I just love you.
  • Tripledonkey
    Tripledonkey 3 года назад +andxx0r_the_second They install that at the factory.
  • M09W41
    M09W41 3 года назад +andxx0r_the_second 1999 to 2005 VW clear coats were horrible. My poor 2003 Jetta knows all about it :'(
  • osp80
    osp80 3 года назад (изменено) +M09W41 almost like it was painted in the 90&'s by chrysler...
  • wippy748s
    wippy748s 2 года назад do you actually think thats the factory paint !
  • Michael Zaite
    Michael Zaite 2 года назад 6:02 Yea it's all the rage these days to intentionally do that....
  • jschrader1996
    jschrader1996 Год назад Dub life... ever mk3 and mk4 jetta ive ever been near has shit clear coat. Thanks Germany.
  • Family Fun
    Family Fun 1 месяц назад I have the same car, year 2001. Same damn clear coat shedding!